Yikes!

The conversation I had with Noah about 30 minutes ago:

Me: Noah, we have to get you dressed because your friend is coming over!

Noah: My friend? Who friend?

Me: Zack! Zack is coming to see us for a little while.

Noah: Zackers??!? Yeaaaa! I love Zackers!

Me: It will be so fun, so let's get you dressed before he gets here.

Noah: And I will try really hard to not push him down the stairs.

Me: stunned silence (once again)

To my knowledge Noah has never pushed Zack (or anybody else) down the stairs, so I have no idea where that came from. Needless to say, I am keeping a close eye on them.